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On today’s episode of the CNBPC, I welcome back Guitar Ted for a 24 Hours Of Cumming race recap, some other bike talk, and a solid Mangioning. Prepare to be entertained.
And as always, ride your bike.
A lot of times I fail at things, we all do, but this time I really ate it. I’ve never mentioned on the BLOG that this is also a PODCAST. That’s right, you can tune your eyes to a totally different whatever and listen to all the nonsense you would normally be reading, albeit without the editing and restraint. It gets a little NSFW here and there.
This past week I participated in the 24 Hours Of Cumming race starting at the Cumming Tap (birthplace of Tacopocalypse) in beautiful Cumming, Iowa and invading the surrounding counties. It was a dusty day of Two-Person 400k Relay, of which I will recount in a written race report, and the night before my illustrious 24HOC team mate, Guitar Ted of RidingGravel.com and Trans Iowa, sat down in the studio to talk a bit about what we were about to do, the future of gravel, and some deep thoughts on Trans Iowa. You can hear all of this and the rest of our discussion here at the Cyclist Not Biker Podcast site, along with the first four episodes.
I sincerely hope you enjoy the CNB Podcast, it’s to be a supplement to the writings here. I’ve been a bit busy actually riding bikes this year and haven’t taken the time out to really click away at posts. Problems you want to have, I suppose…
Long time no whatever! I hope that everyone is kicking a bunch of butts-on-bikes out there in the finally-not-winter weather. Central Iowa has been a veritable wonderland of snowless cycling enjoyment. I’ve personally been able to get into the 200+ miles-per-week range finally, it’s been super rad to get some real miles in!
Quite a few new developments have uh…developed since my last post. I’ve started a new Cyclist Not Biker podcast (episode 1 is up on Anchor.fm now, with other services to follow shortly), in which I plan on talking with some of my favorite cyclists about things like gravel, dirt bagging, ultra events, bike tech stuff, etc. (if you’d like to be on the show, email me). Episode 1 is a 26 minute solo brain dump from me, mainly focusing on the Unicorn of Dirt Drop Bars, the Ragley Luxy.
I recently acquired this Dirt-Icorn, one of the rarest and best dirt drops out there, and pontificated for half a podcast about where they might end up. The post person showed up about 30 minutes later with said handle bars, and they immediately ended up on my refurbished 90’s GT Tachyon. I’ve done two rides on this setup in the last 24 hours, and they are definitely where they belong. Now it’s time for some bar tape and probably some sort of write up glorifying said bike hahaha.
Some of you may be asking yourself “what in the hell is a Ragley Luxy bar?” Here is an article from good friend and gravel fiend Guitar Ted which explains its origin and extremely short history. Read it, learn it, live it. There are nearly impossible to get, requiring years and months of internet scouring to find one available, and when found the price is usually out of control. I have seen a pair of Luxy’s go for over $200 on eBay. Yeah, oof.
ANYWAY, it’s time to get back out on the bike so let’s wrap this up. LISTEN TO MY PODCAST. It will be available on Apple, Google Play, Stitcher, and more in the next few days and I will post updated links for you. Until then you can listen on Anchor. fm
RIDE YOUR BIKE
What’s up everyone? Hopefully you are all getting your miles in and having a great time, regardless of our never ending winter of doom. I know I speak for most of the midwestern cyclists (and most other people here also) when I say Mother Nature needs to show a little more kindness to us outdoors type folks. I had a great time riding in all kinds of crap weather this winter, but GODDAMNIT THERE IS A LIMIT TO MY FAKE ENJOYMENT OF WINTER CYCLING AND WE PASSED THAT POINT ABOUT APRIL 5TH.
Anyway, wanted to check in with a few things. A few events have passed and I haven’t produced any ride reports or product opinions, nor any bike trend predictions. It’s probably been pretty dull for the three of you who read this here bike blog type thing, so here’s an abridged version of the last two months.
CIRREM 10: Didn’t do it BUT I GOT MY SHIRT! (This is my official race report)
Revelate Mag Tank Bag: Tops the list of “don’t leave home without it” gear
Gent’s Race 8: The Careless Whispers once again proved why we are the longest lasting continuous team by all showing up on time and ready to rock. I love these guys, and we had a great year again. Actual ride report to follow.
Project Pink: Has become my main bike for the time being, and it’s proving to be a real beast of an All-Road setup. It’s done the “every type of road” days like a champ, and the “all-road aka roads only” days have been great.
Porcelain Rocket “Nigel” bag: Was very skeptical about this handle bar bag at first, but goddamn if it isn’t some killer kit. More on that later.
Sinewave Beacon: It’s bulletproof and pricey, one of my favorite combos. More on that later.
#RoadIsTheNewGravel: You read it correctly. Gravel is out, road is back in. HTFU, butterstuff, your comfy #supplelife is a lie and gravel is no longer lit.
The Stoker is still stoking away, but now has her own single bike, a Surly Straggler 650b and I’m a little jealous of it. That sea foam green looks great next to Pink. 650b Crew 4 Life. hahaha.
I’m planning out this year’s “Good Intentions Tour” and it looks like a toss up between dirt bagging and my normal Bag Bike thing. I feel like this year should be a ride to another state border and back, seems poignant in today’s political climate. Or maybe it will be blazing hot out and I just stay home and do some grilling. Who knows?
According to Strava I have ridden 889 miles this year as of 4/17/18. My low end goal is 5k miles for 2018, so I’m a little behind goal pace. Those miles will all get made up soon.
That’s it for checking in. Winter, kick rocks. Ride Bikes.
The good folks over at RidingGravel.Com have a site full of useful information for those of us who prefer rocks to road. It’s a solid resource for thorough new gear reviews, very important as gravel supplies are not cheap, bike news, events, and a very active and what is probably my favorite forum. RGDC is home to a few of my my favorite people, Guitar Ted and MG, and a few other folk I hope to get to meet in person at some point. What I’m saying here is that you should go visit this site if you are of Gravel Mind and Body, they have the goods.
All of the contributors at RGDC are Dirt Accomplished in their own right, so it is an honor to have been tapped by GT to make some contributions to their site. I sincerely hope that every post that I submit to RGDC lives up to their standards, and helps guide Grinders in their Grinding Life.
My first article is up this week, it’s about a subject near and dear to my heart, Dyno Hub Lighting. You can read it here.
I encourage you to visit the site, do some exploring, and maybe make some connections with like minded folk on the forum. What’s the worst that could happen, you have even more fun in the dirt?
Yes, I realize that we are only two hours into the actual race, and that even though the conditions are pretty decent (aside from some serious wind), nobody is finishing in two hours. I mean, some people may be finished at this point, but the finish line is still devoid of whatever you call those people who cross the blah blah blah blah. Yeah, whatever that whole things was.
Last year I announced to the world that my little know DFL Gravel Racing Career was over, done, finished. It was time to move on and do fun things, WHICH I HAVE BEEN DOING, but damnit if old habits are hard to break. I think we can all agree on that point. Unfortunately my drive for bike racing mediocrity overturned my sense of fun and I entered CIRREM.
CIRREM is absolutely the worst, yet achievable, event for me. It’s “only” 65 miles of gravel, albeit with some nasty climbs here and there, and the weather is definitely a factor in some past failures. Iowa in February is a weather crapshoot, more crap than shoot. Last year I had let my health slip and was a total fat ass, out of shape dude that couldn’t even muster a DFL on what would possibly be the nicest day of CIRREM weather ever. It hurt. I made some changes, lost a grip of weight, decided that I would just take it easy and skip the attempt at heroics, but GODDAMNIT I HAD SOMETHING TO PROVE!
Did my weight loss help my ability to finish? Did my massive improvement in internal health mean I would be able to finish this thing I started trying back in CIRREM 3 or so? Questions needed to be answered. It was decided to start really getting some miles in, the end of last year was so busy that I had very little time to bike, and log every single mile. I rode over 300 in during the last three weeks of January, which isn’t bad in these parts and during our absolute shit winter weather. Thanks, fat bike. Then I moved to a new house that is rotten with stairs. Due to my own terrible organizational skills, most of the move was done solo, and during one of those days I reawakened an ankle injury that happened in July of 2016, and took about a year to clear up. This past Thursday night I rode out to the Cumming Tap to drop off my donation for the race, and on the way back decided to horse it and see how fast I could get to town. There was a lot of standing up and cranking away, then more beers, then Friday I could barely walk on the ankle at all. The severe pain has continued today, and I had to make a decision whether to push through it and do all the climbing or rest and hope that this doesn’t screw up my entire year of cycling. I have some big plans.
So I pulled the plug on my CIRREM around 7am this morning. I’m really not happy with it, I was as prepared as ever. The course looks pretty dope, glad they postponed for a week due to very unsafe conditions. I will be back next year for #11. I will be more prepared, the good lard willing, and smash my own course record of DNF.
Thanks for reading along, and godspeed to all those out there cranking away through the hills, rocks, and wind.
Some race for the glory of the podium. Some race for the thrill and challenge. A lot of us are just racing the cutoff times and for the satisfaction of a strong DFL* finish. I am a one of those types who tends to live in that neighborhood of riders that cause checkpoints to be staffed until the very last minute, a place called The Back Of The Pack.
The Back Of The Pack isn’t a glorious place, but it doesn’t have to be without its good times and fun. I’ve put together a few tips and tricks here to help those of us BOTP’ers be more successful at last place.
READ, REMEMBER, REACT. Learn it, Live it.
It’s always best to ride at your own pace, especially if keeping up with whatever group you’ve opted to ride with is draining your physical resources. Ride smart and if you are feeling fresh at the half way or past, kick it up and burn it on in!
Bring a few comforts: Yes, don’t over pack, but bring something that motivates you or can comfort you if you pull out. I bring a flask of Wild Turkey 101 on almost every long ride, and on TIV8 I packed that and some Marlboro Reds (yes, I once in a while have a smoke with my whiskey. It’s a terrible habit and I know it). When my ride went south right out the gate (cold, rainy 4am start, mechanicals from mile 10 on, etc) I reached a point where it was do or die, try to squeak through CP1 or hang a right on the highway and tailwind back to town. I had some whiskey and a smoke, weighed options, and made the hard call to drop out. You don’t have to drink or smoke, I might be a little extreme, but bring one of your favorite candies or a picture of your family, or an iPod with your favorite playlist, or whatever will comfort you when the chips are fucked.
Pick The Right Bike: Obviously, if you have one bike for everything, take that bike. Beats walking 100k. If you have some options, pick the one that is most comfortable, is geared properly for the amount of climbing, and has the proper tire for the terrain. You don’t need to try being a hero and ride your loaded fat bike through 100k of climbing, I’ve seen it happen and it wasn’t pretty. I’ve also made the mistake of trying too much climbing on a bike geared for flatter riding (or better climbers), and that kicked my ass entirely too fast. Come to think of it, I didn’t do great on that bike riding a flat course either. It was a rough year… Ride what you are comfortable with, could be a Cross Check, a Fargo, a Routt 45, a vintage steel Bianchi, a Beargrease, whatever it is run what gets you to the finish without fighting you the whole way there.
This is in no way a comprehensive lesson on “gravel racing,” but if you follow these words, it might help you achieve that DFL finish you’ve always wanted!
Until next time, ride your bike!
*DFL: Dead Fricken Last. If you aren’t familiar with this term, good for you pal.
Hi, my name is Sam, and I’m a Dynoholic. (group: Hi, Sam) Today I’m here to tell my story of Dynoholism to help some of you out there who may be struggling with this sickness (or wanting to develop it) too. I’ve spent many years searching out the perfect light to pair with both my hub of choice (always Schmidt SON28, fyi), and intended use. I’ve used Supernova E3 Triples, B&M units, the Luxos lights with built in USB charging and remote switching (great units for touring/commuting, not great for off road riding), and most recently the K-Lite system, which is my favorite light/USB system for off road/long distance use, although it had one big drawback – two external boxes that require finding a home on your bike (newer units have a smaller usb conversion unit, made by Sinewave) I’ve also used the Top Cap USB unit and Sinewave Revolution in conjunction with non-usb capable light systems to give extra hours to my electronics (I will be reviewing that here soon, also). All in all, my Dynoholism has led me to where I am currently: testing the Sinewave Beacon.
Sinewave Cycles is a company based out of Cambridge, MA (also home to places you may have heard of like Harvard and MIT), that designs USB Dyno-power conversion products which are manufactured in the USA. Somewhere along the line these fine folks decided that they would skip to the chase and incorporate their proven products/tech into an all-weather light unit of their own. My first impression is that they pretty much nailed it.
The “Need To Get On My Bike So Here’s Some Quick Bullet Points” List:
This Dynoholic has high hopes and heady plans for the Beacon. More on that later…
I recently decided to bring my Salsa Fargo out of retirement, the poor babe has been hanging on the basement wall for over a year with no rides. It needed a tune, some cleaning, was getting some new-to-it wheels from the Warbird (which was getting sold), and it definitely needed new bar tape. I had been running the same orange Lizard Skinz 2.5 tape on the Ragley Luxy bars since the bike was built up brand new, and it was pretty ratty looking after a lot of gravel miles logged back in the day. I run Lizard Skins on all of my drop bar bikes, it’s has a lot of strengths, but it is time for a change.
When building up the Mukluk last year, there was a bit of a grip conundrum. What grips would work best on Jones H-bars while running a Rohloff Grip Shift setup? After some intense research the ESI Super Chunky silicone grips seemed to be the best for the application at hand. After a few hundred fat biking miles, they have proven to be tough, comfortable, and look just a good as they did on day one. They also come in crazy colors, and ESI will even put together custom color combinations. Did I mention that all of their grips are also made in the USA? Big bonus.
So… when it came time to choose new bar wraps for the Fargo, taking into consideration the needs of a rough-service bike packing setup, I thought it was time to give ESI’s RCT (Road, Cyclocross, Triathlon) bar wraps a try. They are 100% silicone, reversible, and are available in the same selection of colors as ESI’s MTB grips. I have high hopes for the RCT.
Wrapping the bars with RCT is a breeze, since they are reversible there is no “tape side” paper to test your sanity (my messy shop floor is also thankful for this), and you can stretch or not stretch the wrap to fit the thickness needed at each hand position/bar bend (LS advises against stretching their tape, regular cork can slide around when not stretched enough). The bevel in the tape gives you a close-to-exact guide for wrapping also, so it’s even easier to get a nice, even look.
The kit comes with two strips of ESI’s self sealing Silicone Tape (seen here also being used as wrap for the aero bars) to finish off the wrap job. It’s a nice touch, as most companies give you that weak ass branded adhesive strip that usually ends up on my shop floor in favor of the old classic electrical tape. I’ve used this silicone tape to secure dyno hub wiring, wrap parts of frames to guard against chipping/damage, shimming light mounts, I would strongly recommend keeping a roll or two around your home shop, it’s as invaluable as electrical tape without all the tape residue.
First Impressions Bullet Point List of TL,DR:
I’m looking forward to tearing these up for many hundreds of miles to come, I’ll let you know how things go!
Disclaimer: CNB purchased this product for personal use and testing, and has in no way been compensated for any writing regarding this product*.
*Disclaimer Disclaimer: The preceding disclaimer was in no way CNB fishing for free stuff, or any other type of compensation. Wink.